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Post by jacob on Aug 23, 2011 19:53:36 GMT -5
 | welcome to the blog of jacob irsael!
Hello you interesting webbers from the internet world. Welcome to my blog of hard hitting William McKinley news and stories. It's my job to find the latest scoop on the big names of those at McKinley high here in Lima, Ohio and believe you me, you will not be disappointed. There are a lot of things that try to stay hidden, but it's my job as a reporter and fellow blogger to find the truth and provide it to you. So sit back and relax and be ready to find out all the juicy details of things you want to know! I expect a lot of fan mail so please, feel free to leave some. Happy reading bloggers! |
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Post by jacob on Aug 23, 2011 19:56:19 GMT -5
to comment,lucien beauregard has commented on your post titled that one imaginary post over there: yo, belle. mon dieu. i just said "yo". never mind that. you and hale need to get together already. the rest of us are tired of waiting. ...and if you do not get together in two weeks, i am out twenty euro and you will have to make it up to me.
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Post by jacob on Aug 23, 2011 20:39:32 GMT -5
start of a new year, folks!!
Hello online followers and readers, Jacob Irsael here, bringing you the news of William McKinley with the start of the new year! Senior year for some, mostly Will Schuester's imfamous glee club, The New Directions. This reporter is here to tell you that even though it is senior year for the glee ring, a lot of things are already seeming to brew around the halls of the high school! I talked to the head of the glee club, their shaggy haired teacher, Mr. Schuester and asked him what he had planned for the New Directions this year, and if the rumors were true about him killing off the one Finn Hudson for costing them Nationals last year. Sadly, this reporter must report that Hudson is in fact well and in one piece even though I have received a long list of people who which to see him dropped off the edge of a cliff. In other news, it seems that Quinn Fabray and Santana Lopez went back to the Cheerios squad and there was a big fight over captain. Of course, we all remember what happened the last time these two went at it don't we?  Oh that's hot there. ALSO
Word on the street is Fabrevans is back in full swing affect. We remember last year when she cheated on him with Hudson to re-kindle her mistake with Puckerman the year before as we remember preggo in the eggo. It seems Fabray is back into the full swing of things because this reporter has learned of a second blond hair bubba hubba she's been spending time with. I caught up with Fabray by her locker today and asked her thoughts on it, and it seems a little shady hadey, but I only report what I see, you decide for yourself.
JBI:
"Quinn Fabray, the people want to know why you decided to re-join the Cheerios after standing up to Coach Sylvester last year, and your thoughts on being captain again. Do you think it's a revenge ploy by her to get back at you for her losing Nationals last year?
QUINN:
"I re-joined the Cheerio's this year to focus on me, I want to get my life back on track again and this is just one way in which I'm trying to improve myself. Being Captain again is amazing and it's helped me with some of my insecurities, I am very glad that I'm back on top of my game again and to answer your last question, no I don't think so. Sue is obsessed with winning and after losing last year, she wants to win now more than ever. So, she's simply got me back on the team to improve her chances of that. She wouldn't have made me captain if she wanted revenge so badly, she would've cut me off from the Cheerio's completely. So, I'm extremely happy that she's made me captain and I can tell you that we will win nationals this year."
JBI:
"what about the rumor spread that you and big lipped blondie have re-kindle that once was romance before you cheated with ex-boyfriend Finn Hudson. What are your thoughts?"
QUINN:
"I have nothing to say to that, all I'm saying is that this year is about me and getting myself back on track. My relationships are absolutely none of your business what-so-ever, Jacob. So, stop butting your nose in."
JBI:
"Well, do you dare speculate that once again you seem to be turning back to you're old ways and doing it again with another rumored blondie outside of school?"
QUINN:
"Okay, just quit with the gossip already. I haven't cheated on anybody with anyone, Dylan is a friend. Seriously? Find something more interesting to write about instead of gossiping about every little thing and ruining peoples lives."
Gossip? Or dodging questions? Hm.
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[/size] This reporter has also learned that even though man hands Hudson got his lips on the goddess that is New Directions Lead, Rachel Berry -- They are NOT an item.  WHAT?![/size] JBI: "Rachel Berry is it true that you and once flame Finn Hudson decided not to get back together?" RACHEL: "That is correct. Once we got back to Lima after Nationals, we talked things over and decided it would be for the best if we simply remained friends." JBI: "Could it be because you have your eyes on someone else?" RACHEL: "No, not necessarily. While I may be interested in someone else, we didn't base our decision to not back together on that factor--" JBI: "Perhaps, you have finally seen the looks and desperation of a certain reporter who would make all of your wildest fantasies come true?" RACHEL: "As...um, flattering as your attentions are, Jacob." DO YOU SEE THIS. I AM WEARING HER DOWN. Sorry for the out burst, it's just...Rachel Berry. But for now fellow netters, that is all this reporter has to report for the mean time. Stay tuned for the updates right here from your very own JBI. OH, and I would love fan mail as well.[/size][/font][/center] ~ JBI[/justify][/td][/tr][/table][/blockquote] |
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Post by terry on Aug 23, 2011 23:26:12 GMT -5
coach scott has commented on your post titled new year start: I had no idea how else to tell you this, since apparently dragging you into my office has no effect, but seriously. You're not allowed to advertise your blog on the school bulletin boards. Especially since your blog makes me want to pour bleach in my eyes and Purell on my brain. So, yeah, consider that your official school warning, have fun with life, good luck getting Rachel, I guess.
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Post by SAMUEL GRYFFIN EVANS on Aug 24, 2011 8:00:05 GMT -5
sam evans has commented on your post titled new year start: you know, just cuz you don't use names doesn't mean I don't know who you're talking about. stay out of my business, Jacob. don't think I won't shut you in my locker again. and leave Quinn alone, too. and Rachel...though I'm not really counting on that one.
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Post by rachelberry on Aug 24, 2011 14:41:05 GMT -5
rachel berry has commented on your post titled new year start: Jacob! You are in no way 'wearing me down.' That sentence isn't even the whole of what I said! I don't appreciate you twisting my words around!
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Post by LUCY QUINN FABRAY on Aug 24, 2011 16:53:53 GMT -5
quinn fabray has commented on your post titled new year start: i swear i'll get a restraining order against you one day, jacob. at least then you wouldn't be able to spread gossip about me all over the web. jerk-ass.
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Post by karofsky on Aug 24, 2011 17:08:44 GMT -5
dave karofsky has commented on your post titled new year start: Your insanely inflated hyperbole and inability to understand the boundaries of good taste continue to amaze me, Jacob. Making a GIF of two students fighting? Threatening to throw Finn off a cliff? Yeah, you're totally getting written up if the administration reads this - oh look, they have.
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