Post by jacob on Aug 22, 2011 15:09:57 GMT -5
MR JACOB BEN ISRAEL
seventeen | mckinley high | josh sussman
code word: admin edit
" Hello fellow McKinley High students and fellow bloggers, my name is Jacob Israel, you're Lima, Ohio news bringer. I bring you the latest and hottest news that circulates around McKinley High. I am seventeen years old and I am very well known around the school. You could say I'm popular, I mean with Puck no longer being the school's bully due to soften of his heart by a certain glee club and things, by which this reporter can tell you is the definition of suck.. I am also editor of the McKinley High newspaper back in full swing and hard hitting as ever. If I'm not blogging or keeping you up to date on the latest I'm usually at home playing the video games. Yes, I love video games as much as I love Rachel Berry. Oh god -- Rachel Berry. The goddess that is to ever walk the halls of McKinley High school. She will be mine before graduation, I see it already. There''s a rumor going that Rachel and Finn didn't get together after all. I have my opening, and this reporter is ready to lay it on her thick."
" I'm stereotyped as the school's gossip nerd, but I don't see it that way. I think I'm pretty well popular considering I have tons of followers on twitter, and a lot who read my blog. I know my way around the social sphere and what nerd do you know that has that going for him? Just because I wear glasses, and get tossed in the dumpster and made fun of for having hair like carrot top, people tend to stereotype me the wrong way. As far as what I like, I like blogging. It's fun to keep people up to date with things that go on around school because lets face it most people here hide a lot of things people need to know. I'm the one to find out and make it come out. That's why coach sylvester made me editor of the school's newspaper this year. I'm good at what I do. I like spending time with my friends and playing video games when I'm not in school. There's a lot of things I don't like, but the main thing is probably not having Rachel Berry. She is the Goddess that I would give anything for. It would be nice to have a girl, and sex. Oh yea. "
" These questions are kind of repetitive, and I'm a reporter so I know what I am talking about. Look, I'm seventeen and I was born and raised in Lima. My parents are around, doing big job stuff, but I really don't have much to do with them. When I'm home I spend my time blogging. I've been doing it since I was twelve. Bringing people news is what I do. I've always wanted to be a reporter and someday I will be. For now, I report the gossip in school, but soon I will be big time news and telling those around the world what's going down. Or I'll be married to Rachel and stay at home taking care of our twelve children. I've been the same for as long as I can remember so there really isn't nothing I couldn't tell you that you probably don't already know. Oh, I joined the New Directions at one point but again, that was just to get into Rachel's pants. "
"it;s that cool guy. criss. you know my AIM being blkgothikwiccan and tumblr and PM and all that. "
" Rachel Berry will tell you she wants me soooo bad."
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