Post by santana on Jul 16, 2011 20:44:40 GMT -5
MISS SANTANA MARIE LOPEZ
seventeen | mckinley high | naya rivera
code word: noah puckerman
" who am i? wait, you mean you're dumb enough that i actually have to explain this to you? geez, listen up then loser because i'm onlyy going to explain this once and if you're little pea size brain doesn't pick up on it - well then it's your loss. my name is santana marie lopez - i am seventeen years old and i go to mckinley high school. you know the one in little bitty lima? i was born in novemeber of 94 which made that year completely awesome because the world finally had total hotness to it. oh yea, i was even hot as a baby. i'm set okay? that's what happens when your father's a doctor right? what does your do? - doesn't matter anyway - i used to be apart of the cheerios squad. you know that little cheerleading squad thats won nationals every year since i've been on it? yea, that one. i'm not anymore though after ms. sylvester decided she wanted to shoot my best friend out of a canon with no disreguard of what could happen to us. so we dropped it.
oh right, i'm also in the new directions. we're good, well most of us anyway, i know for damn sure i'm good. i didn't really like it at first i'll admit it. i only joined because at one point we wanted to destroy them. stupid little group and making me actually enjoy it. but now i do. we almost placed in nationals, if it wasn't for that stupid little kiss between puffy nips and diva troud. i love to flirt. i'm hot and the sad reality is alot of the boys just can't handle everything that i have to offer. i think that's why i started to go for the other team. although, no one knows this because i'm not ready for people to know. i mean look at what kurt's gone through. "
" didn't i tell you up there? i'm full of hotness and completely awesome. i love to have my way, and i'll get it anyway that i can. i'm 100% bitch with attitude and if you don't like it you can step off. just because i tell it like it is doesn't mean you have to go running off crying every chance you get. actually, i prefer that better. i try to be honest, but people suck. they can't handle it so we all live in this tangled world of lies and deceit but whatever. i'm a firm believer if you don't like something about yourself then change it. we all think about it, besides most people need a lot of change. it could probably help them more.
a lot of people can't handle what i give, especially the boys. they just can't handle the sexiness and the whole package that i offer. i do love sex though. lately though i've come to realize there's only one person i want in my life. if you're my friend, i have your back. just ask B and Q. they can tell you all about it. "
" why do i have this feeling i keep repeating myself? i swore i already said novemember of 94 was the year the world was blessed with the beauty of me finally. i was lucky enough to be born in a smart family with my fater being a doctor and i having all the money i need. but let's jump to now shall we cause that's what's important? so, i told you i was in cheerios - actually at one point i was head of cheerios - after Quinn popped a bun in her oven with puck. then she had to tun around and tell coach sylvester that my boobs were fake after summer of last year. what a bitch. it's okay though, we all got over it and dropped sylvester and the cheerios. oh wait, i skipped something. new directions. i joined up with B and Q just to help destroy them but then i found myself sad that it was going to be over. strange how that works out. anyways, it didn't and this is our last year of high school so i plan to make the most of it.
i've been with a lot of boys. i said i like sex. puck was good for that for awhile. he was my man, but then he developed some weird fetish and that was that. oh right, i took finn's virginity. the night wasn't great, but score another for me. then trouty mouth joined up and for some reason we clicked for awhile, but not to long. it was after he and quinn spilt cause she was off being a whore with finn behind sam's back. honestly though, B is my best friend and i love her. i haven't told everyone at school this yet, but i am in love with her. only she knows, and who knows what happens next. "
" criss is full of deliousness. yep yep. "
" i'm too lazy! coughfinnappcough "
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